The People's Republic of Weeb Afghanistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dyznomia with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.404 billion Weeb Afghanistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onistaan. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Weeb Afghanistanian economy, worth 78.1 trillion Panties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,661 Panties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, cars have been banned, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weeb Afghanistan's national animal is the Explosive Body Pillow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weeb Afghanistan is ranked 70,928^th in the world and 129^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,650.15 on the Gilded Widget Scale.